Me and my best friend decided to do a wine and movie night tonight. I just turned 21, my best friend is 23 and has tried many different wines and I decided to grab a red wine to try. She suggested a couple brands and blends, to which I ignored when I saw the Snoop Dogg label and immediately thought- fuck yeah that’s fire.
It was ass.
We first opened the bottle and noted that the smell reminded us both of old people… specifically our grandmothers, with a hint of must and cat piss. The alarming part is the fact that we decided to actually drink it after the horrid smell.
I’ve never regretted anything more in my life, and I regret a lot. Massive waste of 12 dollars. Once we tasted the wine it gave us a punch in the face of cough syrup, sour vinegar, old thrifted sweater, and garbage. Oh yeah- maybe a singular grape.
Not to mention my mouth is officially an absolute desert- and I have been feigning for water. The dryness lasts for upwards of 20 minutes. Prepare for dangerous dehydration. I’m still gasping for air.
I will not be spending any money on this again… but we have been laughing over the terrible Reddit reviews for an HOUR now, and we had to share our experience as well.
For 15 years, Athan Zafirov has traveled the vineyards around the world and worked with some of the greatest chefs including Francois Duc and Alan Brown.
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